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25 December 2010 @ 11:04 pm
Fic: Face Palms  


Title: Face Palms
Pairing(s): Onkey
Rating: PG-13 for language
Prompt: #48: Impossible, SHINee
Summary: Another 'normal' day with SHINee, who all apparently have insect issues. And who really gets the last face palm?
A/N: This is my first post here as well as first posted SHINee fanfiction. So I guess this is my introduction to the SHINee fanfic world, huh? Okay, I'll stop talking now xD Enjoy~


Onkey_1,533 words


"Onew," Key whispered cautiously. But the boy still didn't hear him. "Onew!" This time his tone was more forceful and jumpy.

"What is it?" Onew cutely whispered back, absolutely clueless about what was going on.

"I said do you want to you know...you know uh," Key's hands began sweating and he gently wiped it off on his jeans to make sure the older boy didn't see.

"Yeah?" His eyes widened and he leaned forward, scooting closer to Key. He placed a caring hand on Key's thighs.

The other's breath hitched and he wanted so much to just grab Onew's face and slam their lips together. But he held himself together although his hyung's lips were so luscious, tempting, and right in front of his face.

"Are you okay, Kibum? Is something wrong?" Oblivious to Key's nervous state and unusual behavior, Onew reached out and placed an arm around Key's shoulders.

At that moment Key froze and bit his lips. He was contemplating on whether he should confess first or just smash their lips together and then talk. The second option was so unbearingly tempting.

Key was practically lusting after the other male. Practically. But Key had his self-control. Hopefully enough to last until he had solved his current problem.

Unconsciously he blurted out his inner thoughts. "God, why am I so damn horny!?"

Then he realized what an idiot he was and quickly snapped a hand over his mouth, knowing fully well Onew was that slow.

The boy full of beautiful smiles was now so still his smile was only half-way formed and honestly Key thought it looked kind of creepy. In a cute Onew way of course. "Uhh," Key was about to shout out and falsely explain that he was just playing with him when the other spoke.

Onew calmly and smiling once again replied, "Oh, well, I think Jonghyun may be able to help you more in that category. If you want I could go fetch him for you."

Key had enough. He facepalmed, groaned, and just let it all out. "I'm fucking horny for you dumbass!" Then when he was about to speed walk as fast as possible and as far away as he could get, one word caught his attention.

"Huh?" Oh, that was it. That was enough to fuel Key to turn back immediately and rush up right in Onew's face, stare him in the eye searching for something before he crashed his lips onto Onew's own.

After what seemed to be the longest minute ever known in mankind, Key pulled away and again bit his lips as he shyly glanced towards the idiot who was seated on a kiddy plastic chair when there were normal sturdy wooden chairs lying around everywhere.

Onew was utterly shocked and accidentally leaned back too far and down he went. His little plastic chair tipped and he fell like an idiot. Key was so dumbfounded he just stood his ground staring at the scene unfold before him before facepalming the second time that day.

"Forget it, I'm out of here."

"Wait! No! Key!" Key twisted his neck to get a good view of Onew's figure and saw that the boy was failing at trying to get up, tangling his limbs even more crazily.

"Ow! Ow! Ow!" For the third time Key facepalmed. It was inevitable since he lived with the clumsy fool of a leader who felt that it was perfectly normal to have a routine of tripping over his own feet at least five times a day.

"I am so not horny for you anymore." Key sighed before stepping over the fallen plastic chair and grabbing Onew's flailing arms, easily pulling the other up onto his feet again.

"Look, hyung, I just wanted to say I like you. But judging from your reaction I don't suppose you feel the same way so why don't we just pretend you told another bad joke, I pushed you, you slipped out of that chair, and I coldly walked out on you, laughing my head off at your stupidity. Alright let's do that. Ha."

"Ha ha ha. Ha." Key monotonously laughed as he dragged his feet towards the door. "Ha. Ha."

"Key, for pete's sake, will you let me talk first?" Onew rarely spoke to others in such a tone. 

"Okay.."

"Now," Onew took a deep breath. "What was that kiss really about?"

Key was barely to hold back the urge to roll his eyes. "Well, I don't know. What do you think it was?"

"I..."

"See? Let's just forget it. I'm going to go annoy Jonghyun then."

"No wait!"

Key sighed. "Yes, Onew?"

Onew muttered something that Key couldn't quite catch. "What? I can't hear you."

"Don't go to him..." Being the nice guy he was Onew repeated his words.

"Who? Jjong? I won't do too much to him, Leader-sshi. I'll keep my teasing to a minimum." Key grinned, mind swirling with thoughts of what to torture his hyung with. 

"No, that's—that's not what I meant! I don't want you to go to Jonghyun! I want you to stay here, with...me."

"Why?" The question was simple, but for some odd reason Onew was sweating as he tried to give Key his answer.

"I think I know what that kiss meant. It wasn't because you're horny...I think you might like me." Onew bit his lips.

"Don't do that after you just said that to me."

"Why?" Now it was Key's turn to sweat.

"I'm going to be completely honest and blunt with you. Because I'm afraid that what you're going to say next isn't what I want to hear. I want you to say that you like me back. I want to kiss you again. Do you get me now, Lee Jinki? I love you, not like. I want to kiss you. I want this to be a happy ending like in all the movies and stories. Do you understand now?"

"I do, Key. I do. And I'm sorry," Key interrupted Onew before the other could continue speaking.

"I know. You're sorry you can't return my feelings. Just promise not to tell anyone about this. Let's just both forget it ever happened, alright?"

"Key, I love you too."

Key froze immediately. "What?!"

"If you would have just let me reply to you after you kissed me we wouldn't be going in a big circle! I love you Kim Kibum! I really do. I want you to say you love me back. I want to kiss you senseless too! I want to wrap you in my arms! I don't want to not tell anyone because I want everyone in this world to know that we love each other. I want the whole world to know that I, Lee Jinki, love you, Kim Kibum! Do you understand now?"

"Uh, yeah?" Key replied, spacing out and staring at Onew in shock. 

"Then what're you waiting for you horny bastard?! KISS ME!" Onew laughed all his frustrations away. Then it was Onew's turn to have the last face palm, not Key

A grin lit up Key's pale face and the younger leapt over to where his lover was, hugging the boy tightly. "I love you, Onew!"

"Call me Jinki," Onew pecked his boyfriend's lips and brought his arms around Key's waist.

"Don't call me Kibum." Key chuckled amused by the circling fingers he felt on his back. "That tickles! Stop that!"

"Stop what? I'm not doing anything though." At that moment, both Onew and Key slowly averted their gazes from each other to Key's back to see a spider crawling in circular movements.

"Oh my god! SPIDER! GET IT OFF! JINKI, JINKI! SPIDER!!" Key, who was deathly afraid of insects shrieked in fear and started to jump up and down hoping the spider would fall off. But it didn't. The evil creature hung on well.

"I got this, Key! Let me find something—ackfligplewt" Onew had tripped over his own foot and fell face flat onto the ground.

Key's whole body stilled, including his mouth which was half open. Finally, Key sighed in victory as he face palmed himself.

In the end, Key was the one to have the last face palm. 

Or not.

Suddenly, Taemin and Jonghyun appeared at the doorway only to stare at Key's back with wide eyes. They both screamed, "Oh my—SPIDER—MINHOOOO!"

Taemin tried to run far away from Key and Jonghyun did exactly the same which resulted in the two of them crashing into each other and the floor. 

"What's going on? What happened—" Minho glanced down at the two groaning people on the floor. "Wow." That was all he said until he turned to Key. "SPIDER!!" 

So that was the last anyone heard of Minho before the guy sprinted down the hall far far away.

Right then, Onew slowly got up and face palmed and realizing what he had just done he bounced up and down merrily, "Yeah, I beat Key! I got the last face pa—ow!" Poor Onew knocked into chair and tumbled down to the welcoming smiles of the cold, hard floor.

In the end, Key was still the one to have the last face palm. 


A/N: I have nothing to say except for two things :p MERRY CHRISTMAS&HAPPY NEW YEAR! And comments are loved♥[x Hehehe—I mean Hohoho :D Kay, thanks everyone and bye~ 

PS. This is my first onkey fic that I finished and this is my first time posting here [:

 

 
 
 
baby girl: key - bitchyplayingods on December 26th, 2010 09:01 am (UTC)
LOOOOOOOL. this is so hilarious!

"SPIDER!!"

So that was the last anyone heard of Minho before the guy sprinted down the hall far far away.


Really now, Minho? XDD

I love it. Because it's onkey and it's shinee and it's funny! Thanks for sharing this!
dolce stelle ★schizojane on December 26th, 2010 12:02 pm (UTC)
LMFAO this is the best.
"I got this, Key! Let me find something—ackfligplewt" Onew had tripped over his own foot and fell face flat onto the ground.
Onew, you would. You really would.

♡ welcome to onkey...(?) LMFAO /facepalms *I got the last facepalm! 8D
LuciferGirl97elfrulezforever on December 26th, 2010 03:11 pm (UTC)
LOL HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO DAMN FUNNY!
Rinni1905rinni1905 on December 27th, 2010 07:58 am (UTC)
Keke, the fic is really cute, and the ending is so epic. Just imagine superman Choi Minho, who didn't even flinch when dancing open shirt to show his abs for J-Shawols, could be in fear of a spider. Keke, I don't really like insects too, but not that much, I can't stop lmao when he ran down the hall. Holy gosh, you know how to make people facepalms. Poor Jjong and Taem, they would have a good nightmare later because of the spider, only our leader could deal with the innocent spider, which accidentally ruined OnKey romantic moment and made everyone scared.

Aigoo, Jinki's confession is really sweet, a bit cheesy but if I were Kibum, I would kiss him senseless at that moment. Keke, seemed like Jinki enjoyed horny! Kibum too much, I think he would have some business to do later on, other than dealing with his sangtae. Your first OnKey fic is really good and I'm happy that many people write OnKey nowadays, and they're so good at writing, just like you. I hope you would write more later. Keke, merry (late) Christmas and happy new year!!!
fancyann1974fancyann1974 on January 11th, 2011 01:19 am (UTC)
lol...this was just so cute and funny
thank you so much for sharing
krixtalyxkrixtalyx on December 28th, 2011 12:18 pm (UTC)
OMG THIS WAS JUST PURE HILARITY AT ITS MAXIMUM

And GAWD THAT ONE PART WITH MINHO IMMEDIATELY KILLED ME, JUST IMAGINING THAT GUY WITH HIS LARGE EYES AND SQUEAKING BEFORE SPRINTING LIKE A DOOFUS DOWN THE HALLWAY

but the OnKey was cute <3 and fail!Onew will always be my favorite ahahahahah xD